Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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