there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize