C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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