I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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