please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It's just like the Real World with babies
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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