i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
tell me about the eggs
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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