who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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