I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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