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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am available for nakedness
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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