oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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