hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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