handjob tips. give me some.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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