But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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