So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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