How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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