You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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