I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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