How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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