hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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