Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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