Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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