Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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