I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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