I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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