It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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