yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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