Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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