Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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