Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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