His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
whose parrot is this?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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