I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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