Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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