Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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