life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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