Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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