I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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