Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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