I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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