I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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