I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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