Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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