the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Who died my cat blue again?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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