how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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