what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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