your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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