How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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