Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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