Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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