Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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