somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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